REGURGITATIONS

     Is the NFL ready for an openly gay football player?  That is the question tossed around by every news organization.   We ponder this question as if it is legitimate.  We pretend gay football players have not existed previously.  More than a couple of former NFL players have admitted they were gay as far back as the 1970's.  I am quite sure gay football players existed previously.  Yet we act as if it is something new.  The new part is the "openly."  From the reactions of some players I can surmise they believe "openly gay" means homosexual players will be playing on Sundays with their penises outside their football pants.  It seems to be common knowledge among some NFL'ers that the gay penis suffers from some sort of Butthole ADD and spends all it's time jumping randomly from one exposed butthole to another.        Not a single NFL player has expressed outrage at the members of his profession being represented as a bunch of homophobic neanderthal

     News reports today reveal four individuals have been arrested and stand accused of providing the drugs which killed Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  This is a surprise.  I was under the impression Hoffman killed himself with illegal drugs.  In America's rush to hold no individual responsible for their own actions we will now focus our animus on the drug dealers who held Hoffman down and forced the drugs into his system via needle.  What, they didn't hold him down and force him to take the drugs?  You mean they simply supplied the drugs which he requested.  How are the drug dealers responsible for Hoffman's death when gun manufacturers are not held responsible for over 19,000 suicides with a firearm and thousands of other accidental deaths a year.  It has been reported over fifty baggies of heroin were found in his apartment.  Was his partner unaware of his addiction?  She could not have been because the public was aware of it.  When will they be bringing charges against her f