BILL COSBY'S TWO DRINK MINIMUM
(Sing along to the tune of "The Candy Man Can") Who can make a drink? Who can make a drink? And sprinkle it with rape. And sprinkle it with rape. And then you wake up groggy with his junk all in your face. The Jello Man Can. The Jello Man Can. At this point we are all remotely familiar with the allegations made against Bill Cosby. Approximately twenty women, some returning from their graves, have claimed Bill Cosby drugged them, via tainted alcohol, and then fondled and possibly raped them. These alleged events occurred as far back as the mid-sixties and as recently as the nineties. Each story has an eerily similar progression. Bill Cosby offers to mentor an attractive