BLACK JESUS IS EVERYWHERE
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Edward Snowden, the Glady Kravitz, of the national security world, has revealed what we have known for decades. The government is listening to our phone calls and reading our e-messages. Holy shit, maybe I should stop posting pics of my dick on the internet for a few moments and feign outrage at this invasion of my personal privacy! God forbid the United States government have as much access to our personal information as our credit card company. The credit card company is trying to sell us the much needed Ronco Fry Daddy. The government is spying on us to prevent possible terrorist attacks. We don't need no stinking protection from my government, unless of course terrorists are attempting to steal my George Foreman grill. What is the outrage about? What the fuck are you emailing you don't want the government to see? No one wants to see topless pictures of the fat wh...