REGURGITATIONS

     I know it's not politically correct to call someone "retarded."  I would have called my Aunt Sue mentally challenged but she corrected me on that issue a few years back.  She was quite clear, "I don't know what they call it nowadays but I was born retarded and I will die retarded. That's what I call it. That's just how it is and that's what I call it."      I had not seen my aunt in thirteen years.  The last time I had seen her was on a visit with my wife.  About an hour after meeting my aunt, my wife would die in a motorcycle accident.  I had been to the area a couple of times since then but was not sure where my aunt lived so I did not attempt to visit her.      My last show before moving to Los Angeles was in Anniston, Alabama.  This is the hometown of my relatives.  I called my cousins and let them know I was in town.  I visited with them and they attended my comedy shows....

ALLEGEDLY a Dad punched his 9 year old son in the face at a little league baseball game. The story is the son was on third base when he was picked off. Once called out the son lost his temper with the umpire who called him out and threw his helmet. At this point his Dad, and coach of the Little League team, exited the dugout and punched his son in the face twice. The umpires then called the police. Clearly the son and the umpires have a lot to answer for regarding this incident. First, what kind of dumbass kid gets picked off at third base? Obviously he has some sort of attention disorder and I am sure the Dad has been suffering at the hands of this kid for 9 years. Obviously critics of this father have never spent time around an ADD kid. Also, the actions of the father not only got the attention of the kid but also the national media so the father's supposed irrational behavior actually accomplished the objective. Sounds like good parenting, I believe the son now knows not to...