REGURGITATIONS

REGURGITATIONS: SEXUAL ASSAULT: THE NAKED TRUTH :      I have watched from a distance as we all go back and forth about the sexual harassment/assault issue.   I have seen each side make r...

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     I know it's not politically correct to call someone "retarded."  I would have called my Aunt Sue mentally challenged but she corrected me on that issue a few years back.  She was quite clear, "I don't know what they call it nowadays but I was born retarded and I will die retarded. That's what I call it. That's just how it is and that's what I call it."      I had not seen my aunt in thirteen years.  The last time I had seen her was on a visit with my wife.  About an hour after meeting my aunt, my wife would die in a motorcycle accident.  I had been to the area a couple of times since then but was not sure where my aunt lived so I did not attempt to visit her.      My last show before moving to Los Angeles was in Anniston, Alabama.  This is the hometown of my relatives.  I called my cousins and let them know I was in town.  I visited with them and they attended my comedy shows....

     As you can see from the picture the illegals are peering through the shoddily-constructed wall to view America's freedoms.  That is why the come here... to pick our freedoms and send them back to their family on the third-world side of the wall.  They want the freedoms all Americans have... the freedom to go home to someone they despise and cheat on.  The freedom to hide from the children they produced with they spouse they despise and the freedom to work at a job they hate.  Americans have perfected both the science and art of exercising their freedoms.  This is exactly what these undocumented immigrants want... America's unlimited freedoms.      Or I could be wrong and they are crossing the border for jobs.  We can call them illegal jobs not because they are held by illegals but because it is illegal for employers to place them in jobs.  Poverty-stricken people come to this country not for freedom but for em...

     It's that time of year.  So get out your semi-automatic rifles, hand grenades and body armor because Jesus Wants You to enlist in the War on Christmas.  That's right, America home of the free, which includes Religious Freedom and the absence of a national religion, wants you to celebrate the Christian Christ while ignoring other religious figures.  The government and civilian employers are going to give you days off so you can celebrate the birth of Jesus (that doesn't count as an endorsement of the religion by the government... nor does the reference to God on our money... or the prayers before the high school football game.)  As you know... this is the reason for the season.  What if you are Jewish and don't believe in Jesus?  It's just a month or so of celebrating Jesus.  What's the big deal?  It's like when us, whites, tolerate Black History Month.  You will make it through just like we do.  An extra epis...