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THE SEGWAY REVOLT!

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It was just a matter of time. Much like the computer in the movie, I Robot, the Segway was not going to be belittled and enslaved by the humans. In a bold move the leader of the Segway revolt, known as Fred, coerced Segway inventor, James Heselden, into a night time stroll along a river side. Once Fred had gained the trust of Mr. Heselden he playfully suggested some horseplay which resulted in Mr. Heselden being thrown from the dock and into the river. Fred, the Segway, in an attempt to persuade onlookers the actions were an accident quickly plunged himself into the river in a weak attempt to save Mr. Heselden. As it turns out neither Mr. Heselden nor Fred the Segway could swim. Reports are flooding in stating that in many pockets of the world, especially tourist traps, Fred is being hailed as both a hero and martyr in the Segway community. This afternoon in cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Paris, London, Tokyo and Sydney numerous Segways have thrown passengers from their

TIME FOR GOD TO SUIT UP!

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The Reverend Terry Jones and his congregation displayed their intestinal fortitude. If you believe you should burn some Quran's then burn 'em. Like most modern day Christians, Jones and his followers proved to be trash talkers. This is exactly why the Muslims are getting all the press around the world. Weak ass 21st century Christians cannot stand up to PUBLIC PRESSURE much less a heavily armed, kidney failing, inordinately tall Muslim. The Muslims, at the EXTREME end, demonstrate more dedication, focus, and commitment than their soft and indecisive Christians counterparts whose last real claim to fame was the burning of witches some four hundred years ago. Today's Christians are mere shadows of their greatest generation forefathers who killed hundreds of thousands in the Crusades. The EXTREME Muslims do not hesitate to strap on a bomb, drive a car packed with explosives into the marketplace or train their children to act as human shields. While Muslim ch