BILL COSBY'S TWO DRINK MINIMUM

                      (Sing along to the tune of  "The Candy Man Can")
                                         Who can make a drink?
                                         Who can make a drink?
                                          And sprinkle it with rape.
                                          And sprinkle it with rape.
       And then you wake up groggy with his junk all in your face.
                                           The Jello Man Can.
                                           The Jello Man Can.

     At this point we are all remotely familiar with the allegations made against Bill Cosby.  Approximately twenty women, some returning from their graves, have claimed Bill Cosby drugged them, via tainted alcohol, and then fondled and possibly raped them.  These alleged events occurred as far back as the mid-sixties and as recently as the nineties.
     Each story has an eerily similar progression.  Bill Cosby offers to mentor an attractive woman's career and during individual "mentoring" sessions he attempted or was successful at drugging them.  On a couple occasions women claimed to have been raped (one returning for an encore rape) while most state Cosby exposed himself and may have touched or performed some sort of sex act on them while they were unconscious.  Some of the accusers stated they essentially removed themselves from the situation with emotional distress but no physical harm.
     These allegations have met with great shock.  Bill Cosby, our black television father, may be a rapist.  This is a hard pill to swallow... even if it's accompanied by a drink.  Could we have been wrong about Bill Cosby, the man who admitted he fathered a child (and supported her) outside of wedlock?  For much of southern white America it took us years to adjust to the idea that a black man could actually be a physician... now this?  Although if we look back at his show.... he was an obstetrician... so even in his show he demanded to be in close proximity to the vagina of a drugged woman.
     Undoubtedly there is some truth to the allegations.  Too many women have stated Cosby attempted or successfully drugged them.  This is abhorrent behavior.  It is despicable.  Clearly Cosby is a predator.  For their to be a predator there must be prey.  The women who have come forth vary in their victimization from semi-innocent to highly cooperative prey.
      Bill Cosby offered you a ride home from the set?  He is fucking Bill Cosby.  Did you believe he was shuttling other actresses to and from the set?  Did you think this was a part time job?  The Cos needed the extra income to keep Fat Albert and the Cosby kids in shitty clothes?  Please don't play us all for idiots like yourself.  You know why you let Mr. Cosby taxi you from the set.  His casting couch was at his bungalow or hotel room.  This is why you went.  You took a chance.  You hoped a sexual encounter of some degree (with a married man) might enhance your career.  It turned out you were wrong.... and that is where the numerous allegations find their source.
      You got played by the Cos... just like many powerful men have played powerless women for thousands of years.  You thought you were the only one he did this too.  Then the truth came out.  He did this too many others.  You were not special.  You were simply "Next Woman Up."  Now twenty, thirty, forty and fifty years later you are a victim.  You were raped.  Evidently you did not feel victimized enough when it happened to call the authorities.  You were not victimized enough to lodge a formal complaint as long as potential television roles might be up for grabs.  But when you found out you were just another car in the Cosby Drugged Train.... well.... then it became rape... and you became a poor innocent victim.  Sorry... your innocence disappeared when you left with a married man.... when you went to his hotel room.... when you donned your jammys for the night.  You took a sexual shot at stardom and it didn't pan out... have some dignity and walk away with his tail between your legs.  Don't be mad because you weren't special.  He wasn't either.  You were using him also.
      And please don't act innocent, "He put a drug in my.... DRUG!"  The drug he put in your drink did exactly the same thing your drink would have done if given enough time.  Don't be mad at Bill.  Hey, hey, hey he is Bill Fucking Cosby.  He was being efficient.  He has a top rated show.  He has to get up early in the morning and he still has three other girls to rape that night before he gets home to his wife and kids.
     And America... take a deep breath.  He was our television dad.  He wasn't our real dad.  That is why it hurts so much.  Because even after all these allegations.... our real dad... still doesn't measure up.