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MAKE AMERICA MAYBERRY AGAIN (MAMA)

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                 I was raised in a dysfunctional home.   Maybe, all of us were to some degree.   My home was filled with tension, harsh words, anger, threats, fear and physical punishment.   I felt perpetually unwelcome.   I would often lose myself in dreams of a better place.   A friendly, welcoming place where words produced laughter not pain.   To this end, I never missed a rerun of the Andy Griffith show during my childhood years.   Mayberry became my happy place.   Mayberry represented family and a better existence, a better America.   Baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet.   A cold coke on the porch as the autumn breeze brought another pleasant day to an end.   Maybe Uncle Andy would break out the guitar and we would sing a few tunes. No matter the events of the day it would end with a kiss on the forehead as Andy turned the bedside lamp out.   The town w...

SADDLE UP... WE'RE HEADED TO SCHOOL

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How can a child shoot up a school?   The answer is obvious.   Bad parenting.   Parents don’t want to hear this reality.   We all know the parents who have the kid who we all know is going to shoot up a school or find another way to end up in prison.   If you don’t know those parents and those kids…then you are probably that parent and they are your kids.   The kids you see hitting their parents.   More likely to shoot up a school.   The kids you see cussing at their parents.   More likely to shoot up a school.   The kids you see throwing a tantrum in the store as their parents stand idly by.   More likely to shoot up a school.   The kid calling his mother by her first name.   More likely to shoot up a school.   The kid who has a list of prescription medications which is exceeded by his parents.   More likely to shoot up a school.        I spent more than twenty-five years as an Occ...

COWBOY IN A WHITE HAT

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Seventeen dead school children.   That’s a small price to pay so Americans can protect their right to play pretend cowboy.   We gotta be armed in case the Native Americans, Muslims, Atheists, Aborted Fetuses or the military of our great country decide to attack us.   Because let’s be honest nothing puts the fear of God in a Super Power military than a bunch of rifle-totin, frightened, hilbillies who weren’t smart or disciplined enough to finish high school but innately possess the strategic military skills passed down from their Confederate forefathers.   Sure God will protect us but only after we empty our magazine on a Ivy-league educated, communist-loving, constitution-hating, liberal-minded, atheist, half-breed, transsexual who will inevitably invade our double-wide to use the bathroom beside our youngens.      I am a courageous American.   I have no fear.   Hell, it says it on the back of my pickup window, “No Fear.”   S...

REGURGITATIONS: SEXUAL ASSAULT: THE NAKED TRUTH

REGURGITATIONS: SEXUAL ASSAULT: THE NAKED TRUTH :      I have watched from a distance as we all go back and forth about the sexual harassment/assault issue.   I have seen each side make r...

SEXUAL ASSAULT: THE NAKED TRUTH

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