PALIN FAMILY VALUES

THE PALINS HAVE EMERGED FROM THEIR DOUBLE WIDE TO ISSUE A STATEMENT THAT DAUGHTER BRISTOL IS ENGAGED. IT HAS ALSO BEEN REVEALED BRISTOL WILL BE SAVING HERSELF UNTIL THE WEDDING NIGHT (ALL OF SIX WEEKS). SHE HAS A BABY ALREADY!!! THIS IS AKIN TO A DRUNK DRIVER KILLING A PEDESTRIAN AND CLAIMING HE WILL NOT DRINK UNTIL THE TRIAL.
THIS IS THE SAME PALIN FAMILY WHO BELIEVED THEIR DAUGHTER'S LIFE WAS NOT OF PUBLIC CONCERN THAT ISSUED THE STATEMENT REGARDING THE SIX WEEK "RE-VIRGINITY" PERIOD. AS IF THIS "NEWS" WAS NOT REPULSIVE ENOUGH, IT TURNS OUT THE GROOM TO BE IS NONE OTHER THAN THE BABY'S DADDY, LEVI JOHNSTON!!!! THAT'S RIGHT THE SAME LEVI JOHNSTON WHO POSED FOR PLAYGIRL AND IS STARRING IN A SOON-TO-BE RELEASED SEX TAPE. THIS IS THE PALIN FAMILY AT THEIR BEST. SUPPOSEDLY SCANTILY CLAD LEVI IS A CHANGED MAN. CHANGE BEING THE APPARENT MOTIVATION FOR LEVI'S DECISION AS THIS WAS ALL HE WAS ABLE TO MAKE AS A "MOVIE STAR".
LOOK FOR THE PALIN FAMILY TO PRODUCE THEIR OWN REALITY SERIES DEBUTING ON CINEMAX THIS FALL TITLED "PALIN FAMILY VALUES" WHICH WILL SURPASS THE OSBORNES AS MUST SEE TV. DON'T BE SURPRISED IN SEASON THREE OF THE SERIES TO FIND SARAH PALIN CARRYING LEVI'S BABY!!! TRIG, THE YOUNGEST SON OF SARAH PALIN, WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM DOWN SYNDROME RELEASED A STATEMENT EARLY THURSDAY MORNING "I BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE ARE FU**ING RETARDED". TUNE IN TO TRAILER PARK TELEVISION NEXT WEEK.... SAME TIME... SAME BATSHIT CHANNEL!!!!!


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